Let’s face it, when you get down to it, politics is a dirty business. There are a lot of rules to follow, many to bend and a few to break if you want to get ahead. Some might consider it a dirtier job than cleaning toilets. But, the secret is finesse. Where you might wear raggedy old clothes when you clean your toilet, I picture a politician wearing one of these: http://www.blueskyscrubs.com/categories/Scrubs/Scrubs-for-Women/Original-Scrubs/
Why scrubs? Well, think of a good politician much like a doctor. He (or she) has to craft a plan with the precision of a surgeon. Next that plan needs to be executed and that’s where the fun begins. No one knows what the result will be of those actions until they’re in process. The goal of course is to keep all of that grime as far away from oneself as possible. And when everything is done, when the goal is achieved, it’s time to scrub down and wash your hands of it.
Of course, politicians come in many shapes and sizes. Some are polished – sharp-looking, smooth talkers. They might wear all-cotton scrubs. Others are what you might call “cheap politicians.” As you might have guessed, they’d probably wear something along the lines of cheap Dickies scrubs. Whatever the case, a scrub is a scrub is a scrub.